♪ Pac-Man ♪
That's me.
Chomp
♪ Pac-Man ♪
Oh! I must have those Power Pellets.
Go find me the Power Pellet forest.
With this little whatchamababa Mezmaron whipped up
we can transmit ourselves right through the telephone lines
to anywhere in Pacland.
Yeah. And anywhere is the Power Forest.
'Operator.'
This is an emergency.
Get me Pac-Man at the Power Forest.
'One moment, please.'
Okay. Switch her on, Clyde.
Zap zap
'I'm sorry.'
'Due to the annual employee football game'
'there's nobody at the Power Forest.'
'I'll connect you with the football stadium.'
'And there's another six points for Pac-Man's team.'
Telephone for you, Pac-Man.
Thanks, Grump.
Hello.
Ha! We did it.
We found the Power Forest.
Clyde, does the Power Forest
have a 50-yard line and end zones?
No. Why?
I think we made a boo-boo.
Okay, guys.
It's time for the old power play.
Uh, a Power Pellet play that is.
Fifty two, hut-hut.
Chomp chomp
Hm-mmm.
That's the yummiest play I know.
P-p-pac power!
Yikes!
Now, for the goof-bomb.
Whoa!
Chomp chomp
'Touchdown for the Pacland Chompers.'
Hold on, Pinky, use them little brains of yours
and think of somethin' fast.
Pufff
Must be time for the extra point.
'Whoa!'
chomp chomp
'And the final score.'
'Power Forest, five. Ghost Monsters, nothing.'
Those ghosty idiots should have called by now.
Ah. That must be them.
Well, did you find the Power Forest?
Hello?
Hello!
Tup tup tup
You bundling nerds.
Can't you do anything right?
How'd you manage to blow it this time?
I think it was our running game, coach.
Quiet!
Now, listen carefully.
There's a new mummy exhibit at the Pacland's museum.
'I want you to sneak into the museum'
and place this electro hypnotic medallion
around the mummy's neck.
Snap out of it, you fools.
- Hey. - Huh!
- Where am I? - Where are we?
With medallion on the mummy
I will be in full control of him
and Pacland will be at my mercy.
Until they tell the location of Power Forest.
Now, go!
'The museum is just ahead.'
'Isn't that a wonderful painting, Pac-Baby?'
Uh-uh. Pac-Baby like that picture better.
Pac-Baby, no.
Whirr whirr
Ooh! Good painting.
You're supposed to look at art, Pac-Baby
not chomp it.
Excellent painting. Wouldn't you say, Martha?
Such realisms. So life-like.
Let's go.
This is it.
Open it up, Pinky.
Boing
Couldn't we just let him sleep a little longer?
'There's nothing to worry about.'
'With Mezmaron controlling him, he'll be on our side.'
At last, you've done something right.
'Give us a chance, boss. We'll mess things up.'
Not this time.
That's why I'm going to use mummy to carry out my plans.
Stand back.
'Arise, Pac-Mummy!'
growl growl
'Go! Wreak havoc upon Pacland.'
Oh, look, mama.
Big baby wear big diaper.
That's no big baby. That's a Pac-Mummy.
Growl
Hello. Get me the football stadium. Quick.
Wowie, that was quite a game.
Another call for you, Pac-Man.
Oh, yeah?
Alright, you stupid ghost monsters.
What are you talking about, Pacy?
It's me, Pepper.
Oh, uh, hi, Pepper.
Uh, you and the Pac-Baby enjoying the museum?
I hear the new mummy exhibit is really a scream.
It sure is. Just listen.
Uh-oh. Sounds like Pepper's in trouble.
Help!
Things are going better than I expected.
Ha ha ha.
'Pac-Mummy, take Miss Pac and her baby'
'back to your pyramid.'
growl growl
We turn him loose, and now that stupid pile of rags
is going to get all the glory.
Yeah. Why should he get all the credit?
We're just as stupid and raggedy as he is.
Wait a minute.
If one mummy can do the job
imagine what five mummies can do.
Now, just hold on, Sue.
I don't like the sound of that.
Yeah? Well, I do.
Come on.
Follow me, guys. We got work to do.
Screech screech
Uh, say
don't I know you from somewhere?
Yeah. We lost the football game to you.
And now, we're going to even the score.
The ghost-mummies are coming.
♪ We'll be chasing little Pacy all day long ♪
♪ We'll be chasing little Pacy ♪
♪ And we'll chomp him until he's whacky ♪
♪ We'll be chasing little Pacy all day long ♪♪
There's one way to stop those dummy mummies.
He's around here somewhere.
There he is.
Yep. And here you go.
Whoa!
Uh, well, now that you've had time to unwind
you better tell me where Miss Pac is.
We ain't talking.
The Pac-Mummy took her to his pyramid.
Can I help it if I got a low threshold for pain?
Be seein' ya.
Oh, boy.
I sure hope this is the right pyramid.
'Pacy, help!'
Pepper!
Scream all you like, Miss Pac.
Your Pac-Man will never find you here.
'Ha ha. That's what you think, egghead.'
Da-da's here.
Yes. But Da-da won't be here for long.
Chomp him!
Growl growl
growl growl
I thought I was a goner for sure.
Lucky me.
You mean, lucky us?
Oh, no.
Looks like we got you this time.
I think it's all over, Pacy.
Oh! Power Pellets.
Uh, a little stale, but not bad.
Chomp chomp chomp
Let's go get 'em.
P-P-Pac power!
Yike!
- Help! - Get me out of here.
You may have scared of those fools
but nothing can frighten the Pac-Mummy.
Mmm.
Power Pellets.
Chomp chomp
P-P-Pac-Mummy power!
Uh, one good urn deserves another.
Ga-ga.
My, what a pretty hieroglyphic.
Chomp chomp
Nobody would find me in there for a thousand years.
'Yo-ho-ho.'
I haven't had a good chomp for centuries.
Chomp
Oh, no. If I can't go through it, I'll go under it.
Hey, Clyde. Give me a hand with this thingy.
Uh, uh, you ain't Clyde.
Chomp
I'm gettin' out of here the fast way.
You'll never catch me now.
Personally, I prefer a good chomp chase
to a chariot race any day.
Chomp
Get away from me, you dirty rag.
Ha ha ha. Go get him, Pac-Mummy.
No! Get away!
Snore snore
Ha ha ha.
Plop
meow
pufff
bam
Ahoy, there.
Time to raise the sails.
Oh, boy.
Putting a ship in a bottle ain't easy.
Snore snore
Hup, two three, four.
Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.
'Hup, two, three, four.'
He he he.
Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.
Company, halt!
Okay, men. It's been a long hard march
and I know you're tired and hungry.
So, let's waka-waka!
Twirr twirr
chomp chomp
Hold it. Hold it.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, now. I've just about got it.
Chomp-Chomp. Sourpuss. No!
Yike!
Wow! For a minute there
I thought I was going to lose my ship in a bottle.
Meow
Oh, well.
I guess a cat in a bottle
will look just as good on the mantle.
'It's almost midnight, Pacy.'
'Time to go to bed.'
Uh, right there, Pepper.
Goodnight, Pacy.
Goodnight, Pepper.
Shh. Not a sound out of you guys.
If we wake up Mezmaron, he'll cook our ghost goosers.
Snore snore
Come on. Let's get what we came for and get out of here.
Hey. There it is, Clyde.
The nightmare machine.
Mezmaron designed it to bring out one's innermost fears.
Yeah. With this gizmo, we'll give Pac-Man
such a ghostly nightmare, he'll be afraid to chomp on us
for the rest of his life.
Ha ha ha.
Alright, Pinky, point that thing in the window
and give old Pac-Fink a blast.
Oh, boy.
It's getting cold in here.
Better close the window.
Uh, this will teach that good-for-nothin' ghost gobbler.
Pew pew
Yikes!
We've been nightmarized.
Gotta stay awake.
Oh, no sweat, Clyde.
That thing can't put me to sle-e-ep.
Snore snore
Hear ye. Hear ye.
The court of Pacland is now in session.
Clyde Ghost Monster
you are charged with the following crimes.
"Chomping without a license.
"Chomping with a license.
"Chomping this, chomping that.
Chomping, chomping, chomping, chomping, chompi-i-ing!"
Well, how do you plead?
Mezmaron made me do it.
I'm innocent. Really. I'm innocent.
How does the jury find the defendant?
Guilty, guilty, guilty!
I, the honorable Judge Pac-Man
do hereby sentence you to a pac-attack.
P-p-pac attack?
No. Not that. Anything but that.
Chomp chomp
Yike!
I gotta get out of here.
Uh, going somewhere?
Yeo-o-w!
Phew. I finally found a way out.
Ha. Those Pac-jerks will never catch me now.
Wait. I was only kiddin'.
Some of my best friends are Pac-jerks.
I mean, uh, Pac-people.
'No. Stop. I'm innocent. Innocent.'
Innocent. Innocent.
Snore snore
No, I don't wanna chomp. I don't wanna chomp.
'In this corner, weighing nothing'
'and wearing the red ghost suit'
'Beverling Blinky.'
And in this corner, wearing a yellow smile
'the heavyweight champion of the World Smoking Pellets'
'Pac-Man.'
Okay, men. I want a clean fight.
Shake hands and come out chomping.
Come on. Put up your dukes and fight like a ghost monster.
Shoo. Go away.
Oh, please, don't hit me. Pretty please.
Go on, Blinky. Give him a left chomp.
Chomp chomp
Time to power up, Pacy.
Chomp chomp
P-P-Pac-punch power!
Now, for my super knockout chomp.
Hoo-hoo. He-e-elp!
Chomp
Oh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
You're out.
Our winner, and still chomp-ian of the world
Pac-Man!
Say, did you hear something, Pepper?
Huh?
Uh, oh, nothing.
I, uh, must have been dreamin'.
Snore snore
Gotta get away. Gotta get away.
Help!
Say.
How do I get out of this crazy nightmare?
Oh, I'm afraid there's only one way out of this stream.
What's that?
You're gonna have to get chomped.
No!
Squeak squeak
splash
Lucky for me, pac-snails are afraid of water.
T-t-too bad, pac-frogs aren't.
Yike!
Croak croak
I don't know which is worse.
Getting frog-chomped or pac-warts.
Yuck! A spider web.
Eww! I hate spiders.
Ick ick ick.
Hmm. Speaking of spiders, I wonder where it is.
No spiders.
Just your garden-variety Miss Pac-Man.
C-c-couldn't I have a spider instead?
Chomp chomp
P-p-pac power!
Then she said bye like a spider to the eyes.
Bye-bye.
Oh. No.
Oh.
Snore snore
I'll get you, Pac-Man.
Duh, you ain't gettin' away this time.
Uh-oh. Better get out my waka-waka chasing guide.
Hmm. Let's see.
Fun house, fun house.
Ah, here it is.
When being ghost chased to a fun house
the best means of escape is always the hall of mirrors.
Uh, prepare to be chomped, pac-chump.
Duh! Shucks. I lost him.
'Here I am, Pinky.'
Huh! Thought you could hide from me, did ya?
Thud
As a matter of fact, I did.
Oh, yeah, you'll be sorry ever messed with me.
Oof!
Uh, say, here's your chompin' at you, Pinky.
Oh, no.
P-P-Pac-Man to the sixth power.
Oof!
Chomp chomp
You can't fool me.
You're all just mirror images.
I wouldn't bet on it.
Chomp chomp
- Thanks, Pacy. - Don't mention it, Pacy.
Be sein' ya, Pacy.
Bye bye, Pacy. Bye bye, Pacy.
Snore snore
I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play.
Well, King Inky, are you ready to play?
But I don't know how to play chess.
What do you say, we try hopscotch instead?
Uh, sorry. This is a chess nightmare.
Not a hopscotch nightmare.
Your move.
Uh, I move ghost king, back one square.
Whoa!
Thud
Uh, illegal move.
All pac-pieces get one free square.
P-P-Pac-piece power!
Pac-Baby takes Pinky Pawn.
Ho-ho whoa!
A double header.
Wait. Let's talk this over ghost-to-ghost.
I mean, uh, jerk-to-ghost.
No, I mean, uh..
Sorry, Inky.
But I'm afraid it's chompmate for you.
Snore snore
Oh, boy. Uff.
Boy, did I ever have a whacky dream.
The ghost monsters, you see
they were after me with this nightmare machine.
But they wound up zapping themselves instead of me.
Poor Pacy. Must have been those pepperoni Power Pellets
you ate last night.
Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha.
Imagine, a nightmare machine.
What a ridiculous idea.
Snore snore